Puppy in the White House

Hello Kind Readers, Strategy Dog has been delighted with the news of the elections in the USA. I've been talking to some of my high level political connections, and the word on the street is that there will be a new "First Dog" when Mr. Obama takes things over in January.

I can't help but wonder whom it may be - some say the family is partial to the rescue dog, which I admire greatly. Others, go so far as to suggest something along the lines of a Scotty - like Falla - fucking FDR's dog. That bitch was lame. Bush, he's got a dog, I think his name is Barney - he may be a scotty too. That's odd. How fucked up would that be - to be Bush's dog? Wow...

Aside from the election, I've been considering how I might make life hard for the Retarded dog. I've got some ideas, and I'll update this or my other blog once some of the details have been arranged.Oh, yeah, and if you need some IP regarding lead generation or web metrics, or how to get a good deal on a marketing automation situation, shoot me an email!